The Basics:

  • I live in Los Angeles.
  • I’m a Millenial, admittedly on the older end of the spectrum, but I Snapchat with the best of them.
  • I’m married to the most wonderful man alive (referred to in this blog as Mr. Los Angeles).
  • I have an advertising design background. It might come up. It might not.
  • I like to laugh. A lot. At many things, including myself. And you.
  • Additionally, there will be jokes and sarcasm. They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. I’d rather be a little witty than a little boring.
  • There’s a wide variety of topics covered in this blog. I have many interests, some of which readers may find unsavory. To that, I say this: If you can’t find a single common interest on this blog, safe travel on the treacherous sea that is the internet.
  • I really need some nautical or pirate-themed emojis for that last bullet point.
  • FOUND SOME! ? 
  • (Seriously: they have Man in Business Suit Levitating but no pirate?!?!?!)